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Monday, February 4, 2013

Shenanigans...For some reason

This has taken hold at the PD again...been acted out in the locker room, at roll call, on the street and car to car. This movie is the Rocky Horror Picture Show for my department. Enjoy. IF YOU CAN!*

* Say in that deep voice of the movie preview announcer guy...

Job 8:21
He will yet fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Little Big Planet Enters Real Life

Anyone who has read this blog for any amount of time soon realizes that I am a gamer. Beginning with an Atari 2600 for my tenth birthday to my Playstation 3 that currently sits in my office, hours and hours of gaming has gone by.

That said, I just stumbled into Little Big Planet. I came to this party so late that Little Big Planet 2 is already out. A friend of my son gave a copy of the game to him so that they could play together on-line. So I reached out grabbed by ten year old self by the roots and pulled him out and played the game too.

Loved it, usually do not like "plat-formers" but this was so unique and so well done that I play it even though I have to stop myself from throwing my controller into a wall every ten minutes or so.

The game got me thinking if anyone had replicated this game in real life. Its aesthetic of a sock puppet in a diorama world should be able to be reproduced in the real world. Sadly this was as close as I could find but it's really cool. My kind of minds. Enjoy.

Thursday, June 2, 2011

End of the World!!!!!!!! Part, I don't know, sixty?

Its the end of the world...proof one hundred and sixty.

A Brief List of Zero Rated Movies and their box office revenue.

Zero Rated Movie Its Revenue

Sucker Punch $89,792,502

Did You Hear About the Morgans? $85,280,250

Saw IV $139,352,633

Bratz $26,013,153

Hostel: Part II $35,619,512

The Devil's Rejects $19,390,029

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo $45,109,561

Wolf Creek $27,762,648

The Life of David Gale $38,955,958

That's it! Let's pack it all up! We're done here. Let's find another planet to destroy.

References: listal, www.boxofficemojo.com, http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/ and www.imdb.com

Guiding Biblical Principle

Romans 13:1-5 (New International Version)

Submission to the Authorities 1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you. 4For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. 5Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience.

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